The Gummint Makes Us Do It
September 23, 2010 —
We haven’t had a Workers’ Comp claim in all our 22 years. We just write checks yearly, probably subsidizing some metal-bending shop’s annual harvest of severed fingers and toes.
Since our main activity is, you know, thinking, it’s unlikely we’ll ever have a claim. All our digits seem secure, and as they used to say, who doesn’t love the pinky toe?
Unless saying this jinxes us, causing a concept to fall from the sky to break our brains.
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