Put that big thing on your left shoulder. Pick up that little thing with your right hand, and rub it across the strings of the big thing. Hear that? You’re playing the violin!
You can also decorate your wedding cake, or give yourself a haircut, or rebuild your transmission.
You can name your company, design your logo, direct your brand messaging, build your website, create your ad campaign. Yes, you can play the violin.
Or you could hire a virtuoso. Your call.